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Thoughts women have when having sex with their boyfriends

If your mind wanders and thinks of completely inane things when your guy goes down on you, don’t worry, you’re not alone. Oral sex is great and all, but it can get a little tedious, especially if your guy doesn’t know what he’s doing.

We’ve rounded up thoughts that every woman has when a guy goes down on her.

“I wish I had sprayed some perfume down there. Oh well.” If wishes were horses and all that.

“Why can’t he just hurry up and take off those panties already?” You groan inwardly as he takes his sweet time fumbling around.

“Oh dammit, I had to wear my granny panties today of all days!” Maybe they aren’t that ugly?

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“When was the last time I shaved…?” You wonder a little too late.

“Do you need a map? It’s not exactly the rabbit hole, bruh.” You wonder when he hits your sweet spot once and then gets lost in the woods.

“You’re all over the place! Let me just guide you a little.” You think as you manoeuvre his head this way and that until he hits your spot once again.

“Finally! That’s right; don’t stop doing what you’re doing now. Just. Don’t. Stop.” Looks like he’s got the hang of it!

“Do that tongue thingy again and I’m good to…. GO!” You rejoice as you reach your goal.

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“What’s that? Your turn now? Oh, alright then.” You nod languidly as you catch your breath

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